My favorite poems are those I’ve never read.
Aphorism No. 58
Nothing is free, especially freedom.
Aphorism No. 57
If someone ever quotes Polonius in earnest, that person knows nothing about Shakespeare.
Aphorism No. 56
Peace might be the least dignified form of war.
Aphorism No. 55
Books are better than movies, but when was the last time someone read Mary Poppins?
Aphorism No. 54
It’s better to burn a bridge than a ship.
Aphorism No. 53
The difference between genius and insanity is utility.
Aphorism No. 52
To kill a human is probably worse than to kill a mockingbird.
Aphorism No. 51
Friendliness is given. Friendship is earned.
Aphorism No. 50
Climbing mountains is a great way to find inspiration while dying.