Nonexistence is preferable to slavery but probably not servitude.
When considering philosophical problems, think in terms of thresholds and then calibrate your questions from there. Each adjustment leads to a more exact answer.
Each day is like the one before until you determine otherwise.
To make history, make deadlines.
Reject the soothsayer who refuses to prognosticate with his own skin.
Praise is a form of punishment.
Not every life event is a lesson.
A masterpiece takes mere seconds to identify as such but hours to appreciate in full.
Experience is earned. Wisdom is won.
Unless you’re a public speaker, you don’t need to know how to pronounce “haphazard.” Instead, you can just say “half-assed” like a normal person.