It’s better to bypass a hard road than walk it.
Degree, not kind, is the difference between a new boyfriend and experienced con man.
There is no other word for “thesaurus” in the thesaurus.
Revenge belongs to the underdog.
Honey always finds a way out of the jar.
A man can go far by not fucking up. A woman can go farther by not giving a fuck.
You can’t choose your family, but you can choose your tribe.
To be a better person, try not to be a bad person.
It doesn’t do to die with hate in your heart.
The man who writes a humorous yet accurately and tastefully descriptive non-rhyming four-page poem about a Victoria’s Secret catalogue is indeed an exalted artist for the everyman for all time.