Robert E. Lee is Benedict Arnold with a beard, better clothes, a less obnoxious name, and more statues.
People who claim they are apolitical say that because it sounds better than admitting what they are.
Cosmetic surgeons might be the only doctors who want their spouses to use their services.
If you turn on the oven, bake more than just one cookie.
At some point, everyone is the little spoon.
A companion is someone you spend time with. A friend is someone you want to spend time with but don’t need to.
The faster you drive, the more butterflies die on your windshield.
It’s hard to say the word “teeth” without teeth.
Love should not feel like agony.