Neutrality is slow-played opportunism.
Aphorism No. 109
Silence is not synonymous with stillness.
Aphorism No. 108
Sincerity is irrelevant. The Marquis de Sade was sincere.
Aphorism No. 107
Marriage is a bell curve.
Aphorism No. 106
Sticking your neck out is unwise in the time of the guillotine.
Aphorism No. 105
Every dead tree comes down someday. The only question is how.
Aphorism No. 104
Ideality becomes reality.
Aphorism No. 103
Life is not a novel. Not a short story. Not a poem — but a sentence fragment, split by commas, modifying nothing.
Aphorism No. 102
I’d rather lose my testicles than my eyeballs. My unborn children might think otherwise. But maybe not. Why would they want to care for a blind man?
Aphorism No. 101
It’s safer to use a spoon as a knife than a knife as a spoon.