The shorter the life expectancy, the easier is “till death do us part.”
Aphorism No. 189
Don’t ever sing the words “rape and murder” unless you sound like Merry Clayton.
Aphorism No. 188
There’s a difference between winning a bet and getting paid.
Aphorism No. 187
Penguins are evidence both for and against the existence of God.
Aphorism No. 186
Leaders listen.
Aphorism No. 185
If you’re the third person in a threesome, don’t spend the night.
Aphorism No. 184
Having money won’t make you happy, but not having it will make you miserable.
Aphorism No. 183
Dance alone. Dance often.
Aphorism No. 182
Expected value matters less than range of outcomes and risk tolerance.
Aphorism No. 181
The most unrealistic part of Harry Potter is not the magic, and it’s not that good triumphs over evil. It’s that Hermione marries Ron and is still married to him 19 years after Deathly Hallows.