Doctors are experts at making healthy patients sick.
Aphorism No. 250
Practitioners are better teachers than are professors.
Aphorism No. 249
If you tell people an unbelievable lie, you insult them three times by letting them know that you don’t think they 1) deserve the truth, 2) possess the intelligence to see you’re lying, and 3) merit the effort and time necessary to construct a better lie.
Aphorism No. 248
If you can see something coming, it has already happened.
Aphorism No. 247
Austerity is destiny.
Aphorism No. 246
Luck is like gravity: It weighs us down.
Aphorism No. 245
If you’re not willing to die at work, don’t be a soldier, police officer, or fire fighter.
Aphorism No. 244
If something applies to 95% of the world’s population, it probably applies to you too.
Aphorism No. 243
Most roads are unpaved.
Aphorism No. 242
Prepare for the flood during the drought.