If cherubim are real, and if in fact they are sweet little winged baby angels, that should make you question the existence of God.
Aphorism No. 362
Every book is a biography.
Aphorism No. 361
Trust a thrice-divorced man at your own risk. If you’re a thrice-divorced man, my apologies.
Aphorism No. 360
History is a tall woman with sharp eyes.
Aphorism No. 359
Always have a bottle of champagne in reserve: You never know when good news will call for it.
Aphorism No. 358
Managing time is how the successful procrastinate.
Aphorism No. 357
Don’t grow old without the benefits of age.
Aphorism No. 356
On National Bison Day, there are two ways to honor the animal: Eat bison meat — or don’t.
Aphorism No. 355
If a poem is good, it takes minutes to read, hours to write, and days to understand.
Aphorism No. 354
Never lose the ability to see objects in clouds.