We all become the memories we forget.
Aphorism No. 383
You can still be a success even if you don’t know how to spell the word “success.”
Aphorism No. 382
The basketball player with a .500 three-point percentage is someone who either got lucky a couple times or hasn’t taken enough shots.
Aphorism No. 381
A friend is someone with whom you are free to disagree.
Aphorism No. 380
It is better to overestimate the value of something you own than underestimate the value of something you’ve sold.
Aphorism No. 379
One need not be mad to see the man in the moon.
Aphorism No. 378
There’s no excuse for eating pizza with a fork. Not ever.
Aphorism No. 377
You’re not the first person to realize the man in “You’re So Vain” is right to think that song is about him.
Aphorism No. 376
Life is beautiful, and it is sad — and its beauty and sadness have nothing to do with each other.
Aphorism No. 375
The man who knows exactly how many times he has had sex hasn’t had enough sex.