Progress is like the curvature of the earth, subtle but certain, unless we erase the horizon by destroying the world.
Aphorism No. 707
Jane Austen’s books are really about men.
Aphorism No. 706
The world’s best poem is more valuable but worth less than the world’s best painting.
Aphorism No. 705
Desire lubricates effort.
Aphorism No. 704
Sorrow’s tears water tomorrow’s roses.
Aphorism No. 703
Darkness walks in human form and speaks the English language.
Aphorism No. 702
The rain falls on both the rich and poor, but not alike.
Aphorism No. 701
Uncleanliness is naturalness.
Aphorism No. 700
There’s only one way for a man to live:
- Heroes unsung
- Language uncouth
- Life unruly
- Instincts uncanny
- Indiscretions undisclosed
- Loins ungirded
- Enthusiasm unbridled
- Ego unfathomable
- Failure unimaginable
- Death unthinkable
- Shirt unbuttoned
- Destiny unlimited
- Future unbounded
- Stories unspeakable
- Exploits unbelievable
- Loyalty unconditional
- Will uncommon
- Power unyielding
- Passion unheard of
- Women untoward
- Love unknown
- Donuts unglazed
Aphorism No. 699
Everyone needs a rival, even if it’s only an ideal.