If life is a joke, its punch line is more of a punch circle.
Aphorism No. 697
Certain readers believe that almost everything ever written is not actually about its primary topic but is instead really about death. Not this aphorism. This aphorism is about certain readers, all of whom will one day die.
Aphorism No. 696
Poisoning flies is more efficient but less fun than swatting them.
Aphorism No. 695
A book that fits comfortably in your pocket is never a burden.
Aphorism No. 694
The French philosophers who failed to resist the Nazis are not worth reading.
Aphorism No. 693
Even the most beautiful valley can be treacherous to travel.
Aphorism No. 692
Learning, sleeping, exercising, and eating are the earth, water, air, and fire of human existence.
Aphorism No. 691
Money is motivation enough for most actions, but not the most important ones.
Aphorism No. 690
Parlor tricks work only if one has a parlor and people to trick.
Aphorism No. 689
Iteration makes an eternity out of time.