Arrive early for interviews, late for parties
Aphorism No. 768
Clichés can still convey.
Aphorism No. 767
Generals wage war; soldiers fight battles.
Aphorism No. 766
Every crime is ultimately the thievery of time.
Aphorism No. 765
Being a prostitute doesn’t make one professionally good at sex.
Aphorism No. 764
One should assume that anyone who offers to take a lie detector test will either game the lie detector or deny the results of a failed test with a straight face.
Aphorism No. 763
Forgiveness blesses the injured more than the sinner.
Aphorism No. 762
What’s right isn’t always what’s right.
Aphorism No. 761
If not for wet blankets, the world would burn.
Aphorism No. 760
Most submarines think they’re planes.