Month: December 2021

It’s better to bypass a hard road than walk it.

Degree, not kind, is the difference between a new boyfriend and experienced con man.

There is no other word for “thesaurus” in the thesaurus.

Revenge belongs to the underdog.

Honey always finds a way out of the jar.

A man can go far by not fucking up. A woman can go farther by not giving a fuck.

You can’t choose your family, but you can choose your tribe.

To be a better person, try not to be a bad person.

It doesn’t do to die with hate in your heart.

The man who writes a humorous yet accurately and tastefully descriptive non-rhyming four-page poem about a Victoria’s Secret catalogue is indeed an exalted artist for the everyman for all time.