Every life warrants elegiac words even if it never receives them.
Aphorism No. 748
Heaven might not exist, but hell is a Sunday afternoon spent assembling patio furniture.
Aphorism No. 747
Tuesdays are for traveling; Thursdays are for revenge.
Aphorism No. 746
Arguing with people is one of the most useless ways to spend time. If you think I’m wrong, fine. I won’t disagree with you.
Aphorism No. 745
A gambler is someone who knows about the gambler’s fallacy but chooses to ignore it.
Aphorism No. 744
People who will not admit when they are wrong are never right.
Aphorism No. 743
Even the sun takes time to rest.
Aphorism No. 742
You can’t understand what you think if you don’t know how you feel.
Aphorism No. 741
Imagining the possible supercedes seeing the actual.
Aphorism No. 740
One can afford to overlook nearsighted details if one sees opportunities others ignore on the horizon.