Julius Caesar’s favorite month probably wasn’t July.
Aphorism No. 586
Dogs might not know much, but they know when they’re not at home.
Aphorism No. 585
Nonexistence is preferable to slavery but probably not servitude.
Aphorism No. 584
When considering philosophical problems, think in terms of thresholds and then calibrate your questions from there. Each adjustment leads to a more exact answer.
Aphorism No. 583
Each day is like the one before until you determine otherwise.
Aphorism No. 582
To make history, make deadlines.
Aphorism No. 581
Reject the soothsayer who refuses to prognosticate with his own skin.
Aphorism No. 580
Praise is a form of punishment.
Aphorism No. 579
Not every life event is a lesson.
Aphorism No. 578
A masterpiece takes mere seconds to identify as such but hours to appreciate in full.