Author: Matthew Freedman

Experience is earned. Wisdom is won.

Unless you’re a public speaker, you don’t need to know how to pronounce “haphazard.” Instead, you can just say “half-assed” like a normal person.

Even the everyday is the stuff of poetry.

At an upscale restaurant, what you order doesn’t matter.

If you look for it, you will always find something to ruin your day.

Listening is an art. Pretending to listen is a science. Pretending not to listen is a gift from the gods.

Prisoners should not be forced to build their own prisons.

Small words speak loudly.

Imitation isn’t flattery. It’s a form of insufficiency.

False is the prophet who fails to provoke.