Matthew Freedman – Page 28 – I Am Matthew Freedman

Aphorism No. 513

No one wants to hear about the vacations you have or haven’t taken.

We’re all remnants of great-grandparents we’ve never met.

Those who imagine monsters at night are less likely to be killed by them at noon.

Here’s what I’m listening to today at a minimum of 2.5x speed.

You don’t need to fly to Hawaii to play a round of golf.

Here’s what I’m listening to today at a minimum of 2.5x speed.

Hundreds of thousands of lives would have ended peaceably if Robert E. Lee had put country before state.

Here’s what I’m listening to today at a minimum of 2.5x speed.

The average adult still needs to grow up.

Here’s what I’m listening to today at a minimum of 2.5x speed.