Sometimes what matters most is what you choose not to do.
Aphorism No. 18
Being humorous is harder and less rewarding than being serious.
Aphorism No. 17
The random act of kindness is good. The organized, well-executed, and far-reaching non-random act of kindness is godlike.
Aphorism No. 16
Never say “I’m sorry” when “That’s too bad” will do.
Aphorism No. 15
Bullshit is more insulting than a lie.
Aphorism No. 14
The world’s next dominant species won’t value gold.
Aphorism No. 13
To give your writing a sense of zeidenschtekel, use made-up German words.
Aphorism No. 12
Life is more about mud and less about merit.
Aphorism No. 11
To win a baseball game, you must fail at least 27 times.
Aphorism No. 10
Knowing what you don’t know is better than knowing what you know.