Category: Aphorisms

Appreciate the difference between “once a day” and “once per day.”

Live long enough to see the establishments you hate go out of business.

Opportunity is catastrophe’s godchild.

For the rest of your life, everyone you meet will be a version of someone you already know.

No one wants to hear about the vacations you have or haven’t taken.

We’re all remnants of great-grandparents we’ve never met.

Those who imagine monsters at night are less likely to be killed by them at noon.

You don’t need to fly to Hawaii to play a round of golf.

Hundreds of thousands of lives would have ended peaceably if Robert E. Lee had put country before state.

The average adult still needs to grow up.