To reach the moon, first you need to strap yourself onto a rocket.
Aphorism No. 506
Dogs are less expensive and disappointing and more communicative and loyal than most friends, not to mention children.
Aphorism No. 505
No one who doesn’t look like Tony Soprano or The Dude should ever wear a bathrobe outside the house.
Aphorism No. 504
Only in the face of death do we most value life.
Aphorism No. 503
Trust the man who cries. Fear the man who weeps.
Aphorism No. 502
No one has ever been worse off for reading one short poem a day.
Aphorism No. 501
You don’t need a weathervane to know which way the wind blows.
Aphorism No. 500
Think not of the dead as dead. Think of them instead as simply somewhere else. Not here. Not in your presence. But somewhere else, somewhere safe, somewhere untouched by time. Distant, absent always, but waiting — waiting with hope, waiting with patience, waiting for the day when destiny will reunite us all, perhaps for one final journey.
Aphorism No. 499
An aphorism is a poem that travels quickly with a place to go.
Aphorism No. 498
If Death had visited Shakespeare in 1596 and given him two options — die in 20 years and be praised for centuries or die in 25 years and be lost to history — Shakespeare would have chosen the former. But if Death had come to Shakespeare on the day of his passing in 1616 with a similar offer — die now and be remembered or live another five years and be forgotten — he might have chosen the latter.