Category: Aphorisms

It’s fine to laugh at your own jokes. If you don’t, there’s a chance no one will.

Once you’re dead, it doesn’t matter if you’re remembered.

No two blank pages are identical.

The farther the horizon, the greater the glory when you reach it.

Some lies are stories not yet true.

Last words matter less than a lifetime of actions.

Not even the best sonnet is better than sex … with the caveat that little is worse than the worst sex.

Is Paris really Paris if no American expatriates live there?

Never throw away a gift from your mother.

If you can do something once, you can do it again. And if you can do it twice, you can do it until you die.