Category: Aphorisms

Food is for nourishment. Eating, pleasure.

Repentance is preferable to regret.

To acquire an expensive cup of caffeine, one need not go to Paris.

For every text, there’s a writer and a reader, and no one can say for sure who is more significant.

Each season has its sounds and blessings.

What you do on a Saturday morning is a strong marker of who you are.

Never read Andrew Marvell aloud to a young woman with the expectation of sex. Reading Marvell is reward enough. Plus, you’re not that good at reading aloud.

Think like a scientist. Write like a poet.

Consolation almost never consoles.

If you want to fall victim to all sorts of wild animals and teenagers, then, yes, by all means, put your garbage out the night before trash day.