Most relationships don’t end when they end.
Aphorism No. 386
You can be anything you want to be — except for a building. You will never be a building.
Aphorism No. 385
Romanticize the Romans all you want, but remember the fate of Julius Caesar.
Aphorism No. 384
We all become the memories we forget.
Aphorism No. 383
You can still be a success even if you don’t know how to spell the word “success.”
Aphorism No. 382
The basketball player with a .500 three-point percentage is someone who either got lucky a couple times or hasn’t taken enough shots.
Aphorism No. 381
A friend is someone with whom you are free to disagree.
Aphorism No. 380
It is better to overestimate the value of something you own than underestimate the value of something you’ve sold.
Aphorism No. 379
One need not be mad to see the man in the moon.
Aphorism No. 378
There’s no excuse for eating pizza with a fork. Not ever.