Category: Aphorisms

If you don’t find it funny that Mein Kampf was translated into braille for blind Germans, you don’t have the sense of humor you think you do.

Every investor is a potential invader.

If you’re unwilling to be the one who kills the fish, don’t go fishing.

Traitors shouldn’t be honored with statues commemorating their treason.

Most morons can find people who agree with them.

Leading better lives is how we most honor our ancestors.

Give others the opportunity to fail.

Robert E. Lee is Benedict Arnold with a beard, better clothes, a less obnoxious name, and more statues.

People who claim they are apolitical say that because it sounds better than admitting what they are.

Cosmetic surgeons might be the only doctors who want their spouses to use their services.