Category: Aphorisms

What makes something a weapon isn’t what it’s made out of or what it does but who’s using it.

For most people in most wars, survival is victory.

The worst enemies are often former allies.

The more places you’ve lived, the more openminded you’re likely to be.

A bad captain can sink the strongest ship.

Just once in your life eat the entire pie. But only once.

Never trust someone who has not read Harry Potter.

The shorter the life expectancy, the easier is “till death do us part.”

Don’t ever sing the words “rape and murder” unless you sound like Merry Clayton.

There’s a difference between winning a bet and getting paid.