Category: Aphorisms

The random act of kindness is good. The organized, well-executed, and far-reaching non-random act of kindness is godlike.

Never say “I’m sorry” when “That’s too bad” will do.

Bullshit is more insulting than a lie.

The world’s next dominant species won’t value gold.

To give your writing a sense of zeidenschtekel, use made-up German words.

Life is more about mud and less about merit.

To win a baseball game, you must fail at least 27 times.

Knowing what you don’t know is better than knowing what you know.

Listen to Appetite for Destruction if you want to hear what cocaine sounds like; Use Your Illusion I & II to hear heroin; Chinese Democracy, irrelevance.

You must be your own patronus.