Flattery is the ultimate hatred.
Aphorism No. 6
The dead outnumber the living.
Aphorism No. 5
If you’re Bob Dylan, don’t try to be Frank Sinatra. And whoever you are, don’t try to be Bob Dylan.
Aphorism No. 4
Refusing to put a book in a library is worse than burning it.
Aphorism No. 3
The best lies are true.
Aphorism No. 2
Jonathan Swift was joking, but babies probably are delicious.
Aphorism No. 1
It’s safest to assume every snake you see is poisonous.