Avoiding losses outperforms finding winners.
Aphorism No. 676
You don’t need to know what the word “colophon” means to know what a colophon means when you see it.
Aphorism No. 675
The past lives next to the nonexistent.
Aphorism No. 674
Every animal is more than future fur.
Aphorism No. 673
Almost nothing good comes from going to Las Vegas: That’s why people go there.
Aphorism No. 672
Living poetically is better than writing poetry — unless you want to live forever.
Aphorism No. 671
Murder mysteries excite the mind because they give the illusion that we can exercise control and bring to task the agents of death.
Aphorism No. 670
Attempting to look young is something only old people do.
Aphorism No. 669
Rain or shine, ice age or hellfire, there will be weather on the day you die.
Aphorism No. 668
Maybe one day you’ll get the opportunity in person to hear Mark Twain speak. Location to be determined.