Writing

There is no other word for “thesaurus” in the thesaurus.

Revenge belongs to the underdog.

Honey always finds a way out of the jar.

A man can go far by not fucking up. A woman can go farther by not giving a fuck.

You can’t choose your family, but you can choose your tribe.

To be a better person, try not to be a bad person.

It doesn’t do to die with hate in your heart.

The man who writes a humorous yet accurately and tastefully descriptive non-rhyming four-page poem about a Victoria’s Secret catalogue is indeed an exalted artist for the everyman for all time.

Every life warrants elegiac words even if it never receives them.

Heaven might not exist, but hell is a Sunday afternoon spent assembling patio furniture.