When you choose sleep over sex more than occasionally, you have become old.
Aphorism No. 726
Inspiration slithers more often than it strikes.
Aphorism No. 725
To morons, logic looks like magic.
Aphorism No. 724
You don’t need to play a musical instrument to know a song sucks when you hear it.
Aphorism No. 723
In the wilderness of wisdom, words might as well be water.
Aphorism No. 722
Nothing in life is more important than getting enough sleep — except for maybe having lots of sex and making tons of money.
Aphorism No. 721
The hair of history grays. Its face wrinkles. Its stature shrinks. Even its memory fades. But every day, never failing, it wakes up with the sun and, picking up its pen, it writes an entry in a journal for its children one day to read.
Aphorism No. 720
Parents stay at home, and children explore the world. When the order reverses itself, nature intervenes.
Aphorism No. 719
A single human living in a mansion all alone might as well be a mummy in a pyramid.
Aphorism No. 718
War exists so that men might build monuments.