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Cosmetic surgeons might be the only doctors who want their spouses to use their services.

If you turn on the oven, bake more than just one cookie.

At some point, everyone is the little spoon.

A companion is someone you spend time with. A friend is someone you want to spend time with but don’t need to.

The faster you drive, the more butterflies die on your windshield.

Practice.

It’s hard to say the word “teeth” without teeth.

Love should not feel like agony.

The emergency room doctor paid by the patient is incentivized for you to behave recklessly.

Not suffering the potential negative consequences of a bad decision doesn’t make it a good decision.