Flattery is the ultimate hatred.
Aphorism No. 6
The dead outnumber the living.
2019 Pie Rankings
It’s Thanksgiving, which means it’s pie-eatin’ SZN, but let’s be honest: I don’t need an excuse to enjoy a healthy serving of the greatest dessert ever served.
If I want pie on any random Thursday, I’ll have it. If that day happens to be Thanksgiving, all the better. More pie.
Aphorism No. 5
If you’re Bob Dylan, don’t try to be Frank Sinatra. And whoever you are, don’t try to be Bob Dylan.
Aphorism No. 4
Refusing to put a book in a library is worse than burning it.
Aphorism No. 3
The best lies are true.
Aphorism No. 2
Jonathan Swift was joking, but babies probably are delicious.
Aphorism No. 1
It’s safest to assume every snake you see is poisonous.
I Am Starting a Website
I’ve decided to have a personal website, and I’m setting it up right now. This is my first post. If you’re reading this, you probably need to ask yourself what you’re doing with your life.