Listen to Appetite for Destruction if you want to hear what cocaine sounds like; Use Your Illusion I & II to hear heroin; Chinese Democracy, irrelevance.
Revenge of the Sith: Anakin Skywalker vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi
I don’t want to say that all the dialogue in Star Wars III – Revenge of the Sith stinks worse than a Death Star trash compactor, but …
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Aphorism No. 8
You must be your own patronus.
Aphorism No. 7
Flattery is the ultimate hatred.
Aphorism No. 6
The dead outnumber the living.
2019 Pie Rankings
It’s Thanksgiving, which means it’s pie-eatin’ SZN, but let’s be honest: I don’t need an excuse to enjoy a healthy serving of the greatest dessert ever served.
If I want pie on any random Thursday, I’ll have it. If that day happens to be Thanksgiving, all the better. More pie.
Aphorism No. 5
If you’re Bob Dylan, don’t try to be Frank Sinatra. And whoever you are, don’t try to be Bob Dylan.
Aphorism No. 4
Refusing to put a book in a library is worse than burning it.
Aphorism No. 3
The best lies are true.
Aphorism No. 2
Jonathan Swift was joking, but babies probably are delicious.